Some of these quotes may ring a bell, others are originals...either way be careful what you say around us, it we think its funny it may make this list.

Favorite Lines
I never know what she’s doing back there.
The honey dew is fantastic… it’s very “honey-dewey.”
They’re there.
BoOOp.
Ya know, keep the body guessing.
No pain, no pain
You’ve got the wrong number at the wrong time cause this is my cell phone and it costs me money.
Ooooh that’s really bad
I’m a little fishy
Yes maam, unfortunately maam there is a convention here maam and rooms here at the best western will be $575 per night maam. Really??? The best western?
Hey everyone, come see how good I look.
Take in Proximity
I gotta be honest with you
I think I’ve got the black lung pop
Crickets….
I got my mix for the party
I almost got nailed by a semi
Have anotha drink…a coconut drink
Whatever’s goin on is goin on
Keeps us young
That’s awesome
Shmitty stays true to the system
Rock and/or roll
Pleeeease!
The pen is blue
It flows and it flies
At the end of the day…
What is chocolate milk?
You had it all…management…everything
Document Delivery
I did my best
Hola Jesss
Double Dare…No, Physical Challenge
Once again information that would have been a little more useful to me YESTERDAY!
We don’t need a blanket, cause this is a blankety sheet.
5 ½, 4 ½, 1 ½
Deeeeeee-mac!
That is too good
I’m still wearin my pee pants!
Hello is jane there…Have a lovely day!
Umm, yea, we’re gonna need you to come in on Sunday.
I gotta be honest with you
You were Really hurting me…and it hurt.
Hello? Yes? Splendid… How fast can you have your bags packed for Milan?
Six of one half a dozen of the other.
I was suffering from the brain damage
I’m so at a negative 3 right now.
Dorothy mantooth is a saint
I hold myself in contempt
Bunnnnnnzzzzzz??
Inventory!
Watch as the champion packs his clothing into a t-shirt before he leaves the econo-lodge
Exactly is what happened.
Flock of seagulls called. They want their hair back
The 80s called, they want their entire wardrobe back
It’s not that easy guys.
I’m sure that’s a devastating comeback in the breakroom of circuit city
Burnt toast
Schweeeet
I’ll blow your doors off timberlake
Red like you wouldn’t belieeeeeve!
What’s wrong with him? What’s wrong with you?
Profasime
Is this thing on?
60% of the time it works every time
Bunseeds, no bunseeds
Can we go back to tomorrow?
Shenanifoolauchery
The $60 per day per of every single rep I didn’t take out of checks not because I am scared
Scared am I because not checks of out take didn’t I rep single every of per day per $60 the
It’s a hell of a day at sea sir
Whateva, I do what I want!
Yes…to all of those
You shut your mouth when you’re Talking to me!
Chocolate nubs…why waste time with the top?
Facial Tuesday
Retrospective Wednesday
I’m gonna need more cow bell.
She’s totally blogging
The stupid burns
Unityyyyy
It’s the pleats in the pants
They way I feel when I’m with you!
Ladies and gentleman I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story
Go to your home
They were cones!
Everyone knows about the Pearlman Pillow Situation
I have things from different things that I like that are good
Crazy Delicious
Shottem goze
Hail Storm, Storm of Hail
Long term goal...get that masters